Hello, and welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming. I'm your host, Curly. Did you miss us? Was it unbearable to be apart from us for so long? I know it was hard for me. But we're back!
I wanted to check in with you all as we resume updating and give you guys a little lay of the land in terms of where we're at and what we've been up to.
First, on schedule, we are cancelling Specstuck! This may come as a surprise to many, but we felt this was the right course of action so that we could focus on new, more ambitious projects.
On the topic of that, I would love to announce our newest project! SPECSTUCK: BEYOND SPECULATION. Beyond Speculation picks up where Specstuck left off, except it doesn't, because it's its own thing entirely.
We've been working incredibly hard on this, and by "we" we mean... well, you know. The usual suspects.
Please enjoy responsibly.
BEYOND SPECULATION.
Well, well, well. TΩΩk yΩu lΩng enΩugh. Had yΩur fill Ωf splashing arΩund in the speculative filly pΩΩl? Sick Ωf its sterile, chlΩrinated, artificial reek, its mind-numbing placidity punctuated Ωnly by the ΩccasiΩnal thrashing tantrums Ωf whinnying fΩals and the neighing rebuke Ωf the lifeguard? Ready tΩ take the flΩaties Ωff and dive back intΩ the depths Ωf the churning seapΩny Ωcean frΩm which everypΩny that might matter in this stΩry evΩlved, and tΩ which they must inevitably return?Ωf cΩurse yΩu are. ShΩΩ-bee-dΩΩ, the water's fine.
